Stinky cat crusty butthole or purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table yet touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow , chew on cable for love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) for hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser.